Hush little Nerdling

Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Papa's gonna catch you a Delibird

And if that Delibird's cold as ice,
Papa's gonna find you a digivice

And if that digivice has a glitch,
Papa's gonna win you a golden snitch

And if that golden snitch flies slow,
Papa's gonna show you a mermaid cove

And if that mermaid cove is bare,
Papa's gonna steal you a ring of fear

And if that rings lantern never glows,
Papa's gonna get you the Sanguine Rose

And if the Sanguine Rose won't summon,
Papa's gonna buy you a reindeer named Sven

And if there's a reference you didn't get,
You're still the best little nerd that I've met.